Weirdest thing happened...

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 02/19/2016 at 15:49 • Filed to: Confuzzled

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While driving the 944 home a while ago, I was in traffic at a red light, when some lady got out of the car behind me, ran up to my window, knocked on it, and said “would you like to trade cars?!?”. I, confused, said no thanks, and she smiled and said “ok” ran back to her car, started it and drove off.

HammerheadFistpunch > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 15:51

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If someone asks you if you want to trade cars you say:

How many quarts of synthetic does your car take?

It either turns the tables of confusion or starts an interesting conversation.

-this space for rent- > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 15:51

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That crooked 944 badge is killing my OCD.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 15:52

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What was she in?

EL_ULY > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 15:52

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lol that’s pretty rad!

 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 15:53

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1. What kind of car was she in?

2. Was she hot?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:03

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I’ve had someone flag me down to try and buy the Montego.

When I told him I wouldn’t go below 8 grand for it he offered me a trade for his 86 Fox body.

I left

Toby F., Manager > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:03

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#thatsnothowtocarjacksomeone

#politestcarjackerever

Meatcoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:04

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When a girl asks me that, I always ask what else shes willing to put on the table.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer >  02/19/2016 at 16:07

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1. She was in a 90s Taurus

2. She was old enough to be my mom.......and no. -_-

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:08

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SHO or no?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/19/2016 at 16:09

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Two people tried to get me to sell the 911. One while I was driving down Telegraph, the other was some guy walking past my house who gave me his number if I was interested in selling. I gave it to my dad and he threw it in ze trash can. :p

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/19/2016 at 16:10

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No.......

 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:14

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Well that sucks. Coulda said, sure but only if you blow me first. Then when she was done tell her you changed your mind and drive off.

Arrivederci > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:14

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Doing that around here will get ya shot.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:15

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2/19/2016 - K-roll realizes he is living the dream. He owns a red porsche....... and it runs!

Seriously dude, enjoy the moment. You’re living a life you want at 19. Yeah things aren’t perfect. Neither is your 944. BUT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THAT! In that momnent - the woman in the taurus saw someone in a red porsche driving her dream. A dream she still holds onto while you’re holding the wheel.

PorkchoPlissken >  02/19/2016 at 16:23

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I would say reach around, based on the age. Unless she was old enough to remove her teeth.

qbeezy > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:27

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Like Detroit telegraph road?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 16:29

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Ha, mine was on Michigan Ave

haveacarortwoorthree2 > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/19/2016 at 16:51

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People with Fox bodies seem to place an inordinately high value on them. And the early years of those were just crap, IMO.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > haveacarortwoorthree2 02/19/2016 at 16:53

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Oh yeah, they are fun for what they are but they’re a dime a dozen.

You want to trade your extra common find on every corner car for my incredible rare Mercury Muscle Car?

Bye

Your boy, BJR >  02/19/2016 at 17:31

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Wow that is BANANAS misogynist.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 17:41

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I’m sure she was joking, but getting out of your car in the middle of the road to tell a joke? That’s a new one.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > qbeezy 02/19/2016 at 17:54

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Hell no. Southfield Telegraph.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/19/2016 at 17:55

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Actually....It is kinda broken. It won’t hold a charge after I shut it off. The only reason I was driving it was because I had replaced all the fuses and jumped it, trying to figure out if it made a difference.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Urambo Tauro 02/19/2016 at 17:56

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Well it was in traffic so no one was moving, but it was still odd.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Meatcoma 02/19/2016 at 17:56

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Howabout when shes’s 30-40 years older than you?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Arrivederci 02/19/2016 at 17:57

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Where is that?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 02/19/2016 at 17:57

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90s Ford Taurus

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > EL_ULY 02/19/2016 at 17:57

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In it’s own weird way, yeah, I guess it kinda was huh.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/19/2016 at 17:58

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Also...

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 17:59

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Goodjob on not trading!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > -this space for rent- 02/19/2016 at 17:59

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As it does many. But since that’s how I got the car, I’m not taking it off. :p

 > Your boy, BJR 02/19/2016 at 18:13

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What is this, Jezebel?

Your boy, BJR >  02/19/2016 at 18:26

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Is it too much to ask someone to be a decent and respectful person? Like goddamn.

 > Your boy, BJR 02/19/2016 at 18:39

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Chill, dude. It was a joke.

Your boy, BJR >  02/19/2016 at 18:46

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It was a shitty one. Wasn’t witty or clever, just lazy and unfunny.

epidemike > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 19:04

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Is that OEM badge? If not, can you please remove it?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 19:08

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Sssssshhhhhhh no one needs ot know that....LIVE THE DREAM!

 > Your boy, BJR 02/19/2016 at 19:21

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I am aware.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/19/2016 at 23:52

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faulty ground somewhere? does it loose a charge if the battery is disconnected?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 02/20/2016 at 01:02

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It does now when the battery is disconnected...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > epidemike 02/20/2016 at 01:05

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Dealers put 944 badges over front license plate holes for some cars that had the holes but we're in states that didn't require front plates, I've been told. And my car isn't the only one with this. Although, the fact that it isn't straight, I don't know why it isn't.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/20/2016 at 01:15

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How long of a period. All batteries will loose charge especially in cold Michigan and if it isn’t driven. Have you had it tested? if it is good I’d look into a trickle charger.

epidemike > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/20/2016 at 13:03

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I think if it was level, it wouldn’t be so bad.

BTW, post moar youtube videos.

Meatcoma > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/22/2016 at 07:51

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When she’s 30-40 years older than me? She wouldn’t be running.

HillarysTechnicolorWardrobe > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/23/2016 at 19:16

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This story rules